I went to the health center today to check on my eternal cough. Junior’s diagnosis of flesh-eating virus was a little off. Here‚Äôs the prescription I got:

Your eyes aren‚Äôt mistaken, that‚Äôs the back of a business card. The normal dose of Robitussin DM is 2tsp. Essentially, my doctor prescribed Sudafed and, well, Mo’ Tussin. I‚Äôm pretty sure mom dukes could’ve diagnosed me.

I appreciate it though. Just wanted to let you guys know I’m not dying or even close. And that I’ve taken a step towards “I’m a Big Boy Now” status, this being the first time I’ve gone to the doctor alone.

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