I went skimboarding with some friends at Double Bluff, about forty minutes south of Oak Harbor. After it was all done I was mad that it was my first time ever. We should’ve been doing this way more in high school. We also just walked out into the water and did the things you do when you’re waist deep in water: water uppercuts, water fireballs, tried to jump out of the water, water wrestling, water kickboxing. Sorry, didn’t finish earlier, I meant the things you do when you’re waist deep in water and seven years old. We followed up the beach trip with like 7000 calories at Applebees happy hour.